• niggas: i want a bad bitch wit a 22 inch waist! she gotta have long hair too! no weave! i need her to be mixed wit something too! can't have my babies comin out all dark and crispy bruh! she gotta have a huge fat ass and she can't love herself too much! she also can't expect me to take her ass out anywhere because i ain't buying that bitch shit! i ain't tryna have a hoe take all my fucking money! fuck i look like?!!! money ova bitches! my niggas over any hoe! ball is life! that hoe betta know how to cook something too! can't have a nigga starving and shit. she betta know how to throw dat ass back in the bedroom too! i want a bitch that's gone suck me up for hours and hours but ima lick her pussy for like 6 seconds to get her a lil wet so i can put my dick in it hahahaha! oh and she better shave that shit too! nigga can't deal wit no hair all up in my mouth! but she better lick these hairy ass balls tho! hahahahahahaha ball is life! BALL IS LIFE!!!! okay bye finna send everyone on twitta dot com a link to my mix tape and annoy the fuck out of everybody and play ball wit my niggas! bye ya'll. peace. BALL IS LIFE.
I did not intend to get this drunk
Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

surprisebitch:


baerritoo:

Nicki Minaj - Selfie queen

why she gotta be so pretty.


heynequa:

signedfury:

crissle:

pattilahell:

jcoleknowsbest:

Nigga been working out..?

Holy shit

did michael b. jordan just get even finer or…

Everybody back off my man. Michael Bae Jordan.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

queenxkimberly:

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

Deadass it’s so uncomfortable

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letmesnatchyourlife:

deebott:

outrageouswizardofnottingham:

Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening

I’m fucking terrified…

This is so fucked up
shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

whatisaqualityblog:

fer1972:

Tiny Worlds in a Bottle

i’LL TAKE 40

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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