I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
This deserves at least a thousand notes !!
These are gold
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
im sure that would leave a pretty fucking huge tear in the thing