lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

sodamnrelatable:

I get a text message and I’m like

Then I see something on Tumblr

Then mad long later I’m like, I’m forgetting something

Then I see the text from 2 hours ago…………..

you have no idea how accurate this is. hahaha

sodamnrelatable:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina